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Happy 71st Birthday, Martial Art Garfunkel!
An awesome t-shirt design featuring our favorite tenor of Simon & Garfunkel.
Product listing from Big Stone Head
"Garfunkel: "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?"
(He delivers a devastating open-palm strike through a brick wall. Joe DiMaggio, terrified, hides behind a rusty filing cabinet. He tries not to breathe. He has never been so scared.)
Garfunkel: “Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.”
(A single bead of sweat falls from DiMaggio’s cheek — or is it a tear? Regardless, it cascades to the ground with an audible splash. Garfunkel’s head darts toward him, and suddenly the filing cabinet is airborne. Garfunkel’s legs are a blur of roundhouse kicks. This is it.)
Cross the bridge over troubled water in this 100% combed cotton, sweatshop-free, amazingly comfy black American Apparel t-shirt. They fit a little snug and also shrink almost a whole size in the first wash. So if you’re on the fence, order the bigger size.”
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Design by Avery Monsen and Jory John, authors and illustrators of All My Friends Are Dead.

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Happy 71st Birthday, Martial Art Garfunkel!

An awesome t-shirt design featuring our favorite tenor of Simon & Garfunkel.

Product listing from Big Stone Head

"Garfunkel: "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?"

(He delivers a devastating open-palm strike through a brick wall. Joe DiMaggio, terrified, hides behind a rusty filing cabinet. He tries not to breathe. He has never been so scared.)

Garfunkel: “Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.”

(A single bead of sweat falls from DiMaggio’s cheek — or is it a tear? Regardless, it cascades to the ground with an audible splash. Garfunkel’s head darts toward him, and suddenly the filing cabinet is airborne. Garfunkel’s legs are a blur of roundhouse kicks. This is it.)

Cross the bridge over troubled water in this 100% combed cotton, sweatshop-free, amazingly comfy black American Apparel t-shirt. They fit a little snug and also shrink almost a whole size in the first wash. So if you’re on the fence, order the bigger size.

Design by Avery Monsen and Jory John, authors and illustrators of All My Friends Are Dead.
And yet another link.
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